Cool is for the weak.

Merlot… duh.
January 1 — March 31

Is that a mouse?
July 1 — September 30

But it’s a dry 109º
April 1 — June 30

A Parade!!!
October 1 — December 31
January 1 — March 31
July 1 — September 30
April 1 — June 30
October 1 — December 31